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by Thurmpy

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Two Two Two 02:16
I haven't had sex since new year Takes two to fuck it takes two to love Haven’t kissed since new year Takes two to Fuck Not into this agenda having who you see it’s not for me Haven’t kissed since new year You came over while I was drunk I complemented your hair I told you a secret I’ve told you twice before I love you You love me too I love you you love me to Takes two to fuck takes two to love Two to love two to love two to fuck
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I was in Groundhouse alone till you showed up and you showed up I’d like to get to know you girl I’d like to get to With you with you with you I drove you home from your night out in the hopes that you’d come around you’d come around to me I’d like to get to know you girl I’d like to get to Wait wait wait wait just to seconds there, wait wait wait wait wait the hell did I just say Did I think I could buy another girls love and affection Omg I’m 18 and I don’t know I can’t Thats low thats low
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You’ll find yourself at home one day asking where did I go And I’l find myself at home one day asking why I let you go And we’ll both sit in anger for what we let happen we’ll vow to each other through our minds that we won’t let it happen again but oh we know its gunna end in tears but oh we know we know it’s gunna end in tears yeah we’ll meet someone new,wee’ll play along for a while We’ll think that were better for it but we’ll be worse for it we’ll both sit in anger wandering where the other went and we, will have nothing much to do and we we will both sit at home listen to December 91 feeling sorry for ourselves see’ing as were pop guys well listen to the miniature dinosaurs and everything will be grand But when I’m feeling lonely I turn on brazil exists and Il listen to the snowman. when I’m feeling upbeat I’ll listen to bianca track 4 was a keeper when Im feeling bad about the old days I’l listen to stock manager and Il here songs I sang about you, Il here the sad songs then I’l listen to Thurmpy where it’s acoustic and it’s down to the bones Il realise then that I missed you then and I miss you now. I mist you then and I miss you now
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learned a lot this weekend learned a lot this weekend I need to be more confident it looks good on me I went up-to Dundee to catch a Jeffery Lewis show There was a cute girl we started talking I need to be more confident it looks good on me Well me being me forgot where I parked my car And here being her offered to show me the way Me being me drove her home And me being me got out the car to say goodbye Put my hands around her Looked into her eyes Asked two questions Hey are you available can I take you on a date kisses are strange kisses are weird She said yes yes I replied with perfect Goes to show goes to show goes to show goes to show I need to be more confident it looks good on me
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See > Say 02:30
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Sleeves 01:40
I found out what kind of girl I like to date Long hair short hair big tits, small tits no tits at all Doesn’t matter to me as long as you have depression. That’ll turn me on you’ll be cumming in my bed tonight my love I swear I made a lot of brave life choices earlier this week Got a hair cut cut off nearly all of my shirt sleeves and I’l be grand as long as I don’t get depression I’l be fine that old chestnut don’t kick in I’l be fine my dear. And I know it’s quite a weird fetish to have girls with mental health issues give me a second to explain They gravitate towards me They gravitate towards me Maybe their comforting maybe they are the nice ones but boy they gravitate towards me
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Rosie came over today I had her over for pasta Must have been the Oregano cos she sucked me off And she doesn’t know where she stands No she doesn’t know where she stands Rosie came over today now she's asking me All these questions and I can’t answer any of them I was telling luc and he doesn’t know where I stand I was telling Niamh and she don't know where I stand I was telling Kirsten I can’t stand I can hardly stand I can hardly I did the dishes I Ran the hoover round Cleaned my room Changed my sheets To get her in there To get her in there In where I hear you holler In where I hear you holler In in in in in in in in my bed but also my heart too
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TSST 05:12
I go faint near you I can hardly catch my breath You got that something Your the whole of my mind I see us in two weeks time drinking tea Two more years doing the same Cos I feel like a Taylor Swift album tonight Your the whole of my mind There rest is p-p-pebles You light me up inside when you light up from the touch of my hand on your knew I see us in two weeks time drinking tea two more years doing the same cos I feel like a taylor swift album tonight Second date your looking in my eyes I know what you want from my lips you are moving closer to me And Im ready for the fright of my life You are moving closer to me One final hitch and I’m froze And I’m froze and Im froze and Im froze and I’m… …And I missed and I missed and I missed and I Missed Katy Perry has nothing on you tonight you put carly rae Jepson to shame
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I had a dream last night my bed friend was cloned Her name was sam and she was smoking hot Not just from the cloning machine no not just from the cloning machine she had feelings for me I had a dream last night my best friend was cloned I wonder how my friend would feel me having sexual dreams about her body double I had a dream last night I fucked (You’ll Never Know!) I’m so so fucked up Pretty strange having sexual dreams about my best friend about my best friend Im so strange I had a dream last night I had sex with my best friend

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First single from the album is out now and the rest is to follow in just a few days,

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released January 4, 2017

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