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First single from the album is out now and the rest is to follow in just a few days,

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released January 4, 2017

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Track Name: Two Two Two
I haven't had sex since new year
Takes two to fuck it takes two to love
Haven’t kissed since new year
Takes two to Fuck
Not into this agenda having who you see
it’s not for me
Haven’t kissed since new year
You came over while I was drunk
I complemented your hair
I told you a secret
I’ve told you twice before
I love you
You love me too
I love you
you love me to
Takes two to fuck takes two to love
Two to love two to love two to fuck
Track Name: Get To Know You
I was in Groundhouse alone till you showed up and you showed up
I’d like to get to know you girl I’d like to get to
With you with you with you

I drove you home from your night out in the hopes that you’d come around you’d come around to me
I’d like to get to know you girl I’d like to get to

Wait wait wait wait just to seconds there,
wait wait wait wait wait the hell did I just say
Did I think I could buy another girls love and affection
Omg I’m 18 and I don’t know I can’t
Thats low thats low
Track Name: In A Couple Of Years
You’ll find yourself at home one day asking where did I go
And I’l find myself at home one day asking why I let you go
And we’ll both sit in anger
for what we let happen
we’ll vow to each other through our minds that we won’t let it happen again
but oh we know its gunna end in tears
but oh we know we know it’s gunna end in tears
yeah we’ll meet someone new,wee’ll play along for a while
We’ll think that were better for it but we’ll be worse for it
we’ll both sit in anger wandering where the other went
and we, will have nothing much to do
and we we will both sit at home listen to December 91 feeling sorry for ourselves
see’ing as were pop guys well listen to the miniature dinosaurs and everything will be grand
But when I’m feeling lonely I turn on brazil exists and Il listen to the snowman.
when I’m feeling upbeat I’ll listen to bianca track 4 was a keeper
when Im feeling bad about the old days I’l listen to stock manager and Il here songs I sang about you, Il here the sad songs then I’l listen to Thurmpy where it’s acoustic and it’s down to the bones
Il realise then that I missed you then and I miss you now.
I mist you then and I miss you now
Track Name: Jeffery Lewis: Like Christmas But Better
learned a lot this weekend
learned a lot this weekend
I need to be more confident it looks good on me

I went up-to Dundee to catch a Jeffery Lewis show
There was a cute girl we started talking
I need to be more confident it looks good on me

Well me being me forgot where I parked my car
And here being her offered to show me the way
Me being me drove her home
And me being me got out the car to say goodbye
Put my hands around her
Looked into her eyes
Asked two questions
Hey are you available can I take you on a date kisses are strange kisses are weird
She said yes yes I replied with perfect
Goes to show goes to show goes to show goes to show
I need to be more confident it looks good on me
Track Name: Sleeves
I found out what kind of girl I like to date
Long hair short hair big tits, small tits no tits at all
Doesn’t matter to me as long as you have depression.

That’ll turn me on you’ll be cumming in my bed tonight my love I swear
I made a lot of brave life choices earlier this week
Got a hair cut cut off nearly all of my shirt sleeves and I’l be grand as long as I don’t get

depression I’l be fine that old chestnut don’t kick in I’l be fine my dear.
And I know it’s quite a weird fetish to have girls with mental health issues give me a second to explain
They gravitate towards me They gravitate towards me
Maybe their comforting maybe they are the nice ones but boy they gravitate towards me
Track Name: Thanks For The Oregano
Rosie came over today I had her over for pasta
Must have been the Oregano cos she sucked me off
And she doesn’t know where she stands
No she doesn’t know where she stands

Rosie came over today now she's asking me
All these questions and I can’t answer any of them
I was telling luc and he doesn’t know where I stand
I was telling Niamh and she don't know where I stand
I was telling Kirsten I can’t stand
I can hardly stand I can hardly
I did the dishes
I Ran the hoover round
Cleaned my room
Changed my sheets
To get her in there
To get her in there
In where I hear you holler
In where I hear you holler
In in in in in in in in my bed but also my heart too
Track Name: TSST
I go faint near you
I can hardly catch my breath
You got that something
Your the whole of my mind

I see us in two weeks time drinking tea
Two more years doing the same
Cos I feel like a Taylor Swift album tonight
Your the whole of my mind
There rest is p-p-pebles
You light me up inside
when you light up from the touch of my hand on your knew

I see us in two weeks time drinking tea
two more years doing the same
cos I feel like a taylor swift album tonight

Second date your looking in my eyes
I know what you want from my lips
you are moving closer to me
And Im ready for the fright of my life
You are moving closer to me

One final hitch and I’m froze
And I’m froze and Im froze and Im froze
and I’m…

…And I missed and I missed and I missed and I Missed

Katy Perry has nothing on you tonight you put carly rae
Jepson to shame
Track Name: Yeah I'd Probably Bang Her
I had a dream last night my bed friend was cloned
Her name was sam and she was smoking hot
Not just from the cloning machine no not just from the cloning machine
she had feelings for me
I had a dream last night my best friend was cloned
I wonder how my friend would feel me having sexual dreams about her body double
I had a dream last night I fucked (You’ll Never Know!)
I’m so so fucked up
Pretty strange having sexual dreams about my best friend about my best friend
Im so strange
I had a dream last night I had sex with my best friend